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Mit Foto des Agenten!

Illuminaten-Back-Op zur Entschärfung einer sowjetischen Atombombe in einer blauen Plastikkuh

Verschwörung des Jahres: Illuminaten-Back-Op zur Entschärfung einer sowjetischen Atombombe in einer blauen Plastikkuh.

A US Illuminati black op to seek, locate and disarm a Soviet nuke disguised as a blue plastic cow sculpture ended in failure when the special agent charged with the task got stuck in an air duct in Knoxville Museum of Art, and was obliged to call for traditional law enforcement assistance.
Police mugshot of Richard Anthony SmithAccording to Knoxville's WBIR, 25-year-old Richard Anthony Smith (pictured) rang 911 at around 4.30am on Wednesday to alert the authorities to his predicament. When officers arrived, they found him trapped in said duct about 45 feet below the roof, having "repelled [sic] from a CH2 Huey"* onto the museum. Smith simply said: "Mission failed."
Once extricated, the spook - dressed in "camo top and bottom, black shirt and green hat" - elaborated that he was in fact a "special agent with the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931" ordered by "Director Womack" to "defuse and confiscate a Soviet-made MERV6SS-22AN warhead, with 14.5 kg of enriched uranium and a plutonium trigger, capable of delivering a 40-kiloton yield".

Das geht in die Annalen der Verschwörungsgeschichte ein. Mit Foto des Agenten!! (Danke, Erik)

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